shelby-cakes:

my new tattoo tho

(via settledownhealy)

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via pizza)

rumour:

HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM YOU JUST WANT TO LIKE BE WITH THEM AND BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THEM AND KISS THEM AND HOLD HANDS WITH THEM LIKE YOU DONT EVEN THINK OF THEM SEXUALLY

(via youruined-everything)

liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

(via youruined-everything)

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via definitive)

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

(via intensional)

tealandlithium:

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

To be fair I know plenty of parents who buy their kids phone cases but would fly into a rage if asked for condoms so

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via screamingsoulscryinghearts)

swolizard:

swolizard:

someone come here and let me give them the deep stroke really quick

jk im fraudulent I give the 2 second short stroke I’m just lonely

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via screamingsoulscryinghearts)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: zeroing, via screamingsoulscryinghearts)

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